Monday, October 24, 2011

Show Stopper

I put a show on at The Club today.
I didn't mean to.
There I was just minding my own business
a lady pulled open my shower stall curtain.
I tried to act all nonchalant.
I mean it does happen to me all the time,
at home at least,
by people wanting to know where their Dora doll is,
but never by a small woman who would ask me
"How's the water pressure in there?"

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