Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Super (heroes) Happy Halloween

This year, we vow to Defend The Candy-less.

To Stand Firm Against Root Beer Barrels and Toothbrushes

To Protect Our Rights To Self Ration Our Own Loot 

To Use Our Sugar Induced High For Good
(and a little bit of evil)

To Only Jump On The Cruddy Furniture

We vow to apologize sincerely when we use our powers
against one another.

And we vow to share gross hard candies with less fortunate adults who are unable to trick or treat for themselves.

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