There are a lot of reason's we don't take our children out to eat but maybe once or twice a month. And, on those occasions, we feel the need to tip way above and beyond the average 15%-20%.
It's because my children are hooligans, and I have no control over them.
Sure, at first they look like nice sweet girls.
Just enjoying the first batch of corn on the cob for the season.
Then this guy comes along, dimple and all, and starts The Laughing Game.
They start with a straight face.
Nope, nothin' funny to see here.
And then all the hootin' and hollern' starts.
And all the "look Ma, no hands" routines.
And the "I stole your corn while you weren't lookin' so I'm so funny" routine.
And before you know it, the dinner table looks like a bunch of savages tore through.
I hate corn because you can see the kernels in your poo...All I can say is that I know what all of your poo will look like in the next few days! Happy corn eating!
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