Thursday, March 24, 2011

An Open Letter

An Open Letter to the Producers of What Not To Wear:

Dear WNTW,

I was at the gym this week, and found this magazine in the women's locker room.

When I first looked at this I thought it was something maybe from a foreign country. Then I read the very top line on the cover "... for Central Florida's Modern Parent." 

Can this be right? If so, I am more confused than ever. I mean, I guess I can be happy that my lack of hair brushing is in fashion. But how's a gal supposed to walk her children into school wearing plastic pants with a straight face...and in this kind of heat. Did we learn nothing from the Friends episode when Ross wears "leather" pants on a date?

I've digressed. It appears that my understanding of fashion is really off base, or the women in Central Florida are, well...foreign.  Any assistance you can throw my way would be greatly appreciated.

I Just Bought Four New Pair of Capri Yoga Pants So I Don't Have To Do Laundry Mid-Week.

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